Buddy's Place

2006-10-08T20:39:00.000-07:00

ODE TO MY POP'S LAP

Warm and sqwadgie

still and soft

on my Pop's lap you can find me oft

If you want to entice me but you don't have treats

I might be persuaded for a look at Kukka's teats

This is my Pop's lap. I love, love, love it. I wish he would stay home all the time so I could lay on him. I have tried everything to keep him home. I bite him when he tries to put his shoes on. I yowl at him as he tries to get ready to go to his office. I bite his ankles, sit on his lap in the morning and try to entice him to sleep a little more and I have even done bad stuff to keep his attention and keep him home. Nothing has ever worked.

After he leaves I drive my mom crazy by screaming for him. I finally give up and wait for him to come home and when he does I am on his lap as soon as he sits down. Mom's lap is ok but she squirms and gets up too much. Pop can stay still for hours and hours. He is the best Pop ever. Every lap cat should be so lucky.

2006-10-03T10:53:00.000-07:00

Ok. Well mom & dad our back and boy did it take em forever to get back to handling my bloggie stuff...sheesh. I mean c'mon there is nothing in their pathetic lives more important than me! Anyway, it was pretty exciting while they were gone. They had mom's bestest friend stay at the house and she brought he boyfriend one night and they actually got in my beans BED!! All 3 of us (puss, midnight & myself) couldn't believe our eyes. Strange beans in our bed! Luckily they didn't embarrass themselves in front of us, if you know what I mean. Most of the time she was alone with us tho...but man she seemed to spend more time with the fish than with us. Whatever. I am just glad that they are back and things can get back to normal. Lap time, lap time, lap time! Yea me!

Thanks for all the nice notes. I missed you guys too and will really be on my bean to help me more. I can't tell you how awesome it was to see Luna is back home. It's a catblog miracle! Seriously. My sister Puss lived on the streets before the cat catcher found her...her tail was broken and everything. And you all know Midnight was a stray homeless cat that found our backyard one day...She's a scrapper. Well we are just glad she is home. I am off for a bit. I think mom may have left some plastic on the counter and after she leaves I am gonna get my chomp on!

ooohh yaaaawwwrrrrllll!

2006-09-09T21:01:00.000-07:00

I got my Secret Paws! Check it out at http://secretpaws.blogspot.com/

Thanks again Tiki and Riley.

P/s Alya I will be posting more after my beans get back from aspen!

2006-07-02T17:24:00.000-07:00

IS THIS BRACH-LEE????
http://www.yahoo.com/s/338338
Could it be that Brach is working on the side???? Not that there is anything wrong with that. Brach can I get one?

2006-06-16T18:21:00.000-07:00

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!!!! Well today I went for my first walk outside (not in the backyard on my harness). This is the REAL outside. Where dogs can come up to you and other humans too! Thats why my parents won't just let me walk on the harness. I meowed the whole time but in the end I started to groove. I really wanted to walk on my own but they just would not let me!!

Here are a few other pictures of my adventure... Make sure to check out Puss's page cause she got to go out too. I don't think she liked it although she was all hopped up to go she was a big baby and stayed mostly in the back.

Have I ever told you how extremely vocal I am? My parents say I talk nearly non-stop all the time. I like Kukka wish they would just learn to speak meow. God! Here I was telling em to go faster!

2006-06-15T22:25:00.000-07:00

OH MY GOD IT"S HERE!!!!!! My stroller/walker thingy is here....My dad had to put it together and I got to go out front for a bit in the dark...I tried to push my head out of the mesh but I couldn't get out. I overheard them talking about taking out tomorrow morning for a "walk" hmmm. I will try to get my camera crew out with us so I can show it to you. I can hardly wait! Kukka, here I come! Wooo Hooo.

Of course my adventure will never be as good as my friend Zeus. http://zeusexcuse.blogspot.com//. Man, you had quite an adventure in London with Fat Eric. You two look great at Big Ben!!!! MEEE-OUT.

2006-06-10T18:12:00.000-07:00

Dudes!!! This is my favorite toy of all time. Sometimes my mom will throw two toys (I am a fetcher) and see which one I pick to play with and I ALWAYS pick this one. They can't leave this one out cause I WILL eat it. It's crunchy-crusty with my spit and I adore it!

2006-06-09T17:49:00.000-07:00

Guess who's back...Yup. It's me. The incredibly sleek and handsome Buddy. I sure have missed the kitty blog family. Since we moved to this new place, I haven't been able to go for walks with my harness because we don't have a big backyard anymore. Just a few opportunities to bask in the sun on our 2nd floor patio. Puss got banned cause she jumped onto the guard rail. BIG TROUBLE. And you know that we have also been banned from the new couch in the living room (the den is still ok). So this cat has been going a little stir crazy. There have been rumors however...Midnight overheard our humans discussing getting a "pet stroller"???? I don't know what this is but midnight said they were talking about me looking at cows, birds and other things I don't really know about. I hope I can use it to get to visit Kukka and Brach. That would be fun!

2006-04-17T21:52:00.000-07:00

Hey all! Midnight here. I found this and thought you might get a kick out of it. Great production. My dad is going to make a film staring Homeslice. I hope I get a co-staring role. Enjoy all. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8188432544550596579&q=claws+killer+cat&pr=goog-sl

2006-04-16T12:37:00.000-07:00

Wooo Hoooo! Now that's some JUNK in the TRUNK!!! Have I mentioned my undying devotion to Miss Kukka-Maria? She makes me laugh out loud and she seems to enjoy many of the same things I do. I must apologize for not updating lately. My secretary (mom) has been ill. She is such a control freak...She won't even let me key it in myself. Sheesh. Anyway, I am glad to be back. Hey Kukka, thank your mom for the photo. I will treasure it always!

2006-03-29T23:03:00.000-08:00

OK. Help me out here. Homeslice finds love. PUSS finds a potential hook-up. Whats wrong with a little black cat? I am petite, I work out everyday, I have an accent, and I am also a great snugger. Yes, I have a hide chewing problem and I am missing my "canine" teeth, but all in all, I am a catch! Well, my mom thinks I'm pretty.

2006-03-25T16:45:00.000-08:00

Today was a purr-fect day. I woke up with my humans and then they were gone almost all day. Leaving me free to sleep, eat, attack, sleep, use the litter box, sleep, attack, eat, and sleep. Now that they are home I will "live" on my pop's lap all night long. If he was a really good human he would let me stay all day and all night but he keeps mentioning something about having to work to buy food?? Whatever. They have also stopped bugging me with the thing that flashes me in the eyes...Something about batteries. I am sure Kukka liked my poem. I am thinking of other ways I can woo her, but honestly if she isn't already taken by my smooth, soft as velvet fur and my woo-ing ways she may be missing the boat. I see many others have mentioned I have my work cut out for me but really if you consider woo-ing work, you never will. Puss is driving me nuts with her "my blog is better" crap. and I think Midnight and she have spent too much time together because they agree way too much. I have even heard them mentioning something about the Female Feline Organization. What ever happened to finding purpose in serving your male? Mee-out!

2006-03-23T22:27:00.000-08:00

A Poem For Miss Kukka-Maria

Empress, tabby, in which I will woo,
Feline perfection and some junk in there too.
With my perrrfect hide and no sucky treats,
We will leave the faucet running and sleep on my sheets.

2006-03-22T14:43:00.000-08:00

Hi I'm Midnight. It has come to my attention that Buddy is trying to "woo" another cat named...Have I got this right? Kukka? Now I don't have anything against her, I just think she needs to know what she may getting herself into with Buddy aka "Homeslice". While it is true that he is a good snugger, he yowls all the time. I mean you can't shut the guy up! He isn't lying when he says he likes to look at himself. Our parents can only get him out of the bathroom with treats. He will stay in there for hours on end looking and yowling...Oh yes and demanding they turn the faucet on for him. Sheesh. And as far as his neck bites go, well he could ease up a bit.
Till Soon

Midnight

2006-03-21T22:05:00.000-08:00

I am truly honored by the mention on Miss Kukka-Maria's blog. I was not aware that she had any other "real" suitors and I look forward to any challengers that dare to take me on. Obviously I will not win this tabby over with my looks and chompping alone. So I have decided to write a poem in her honor. For those who don't know I am a great poet. I will share one with you now:

Sleek and shiny sunshine cat
struttin', walkin', he's all that!

Written about me of course as I saunter in the sunshine. I am off now to get my thinker thinking.

Mee-Out

2006-03-21T13:13:00.000-08:00

Welcome to my cave. I was inspired to make this blog by Kukka-Maria. She is lovely and I intend to woo her with my sleek hide and charming neck biting. As you can see by this picture I only sleep on 800 count Egyptian cotton sheets and enjoy the kind of luxuries I know would make Kukka happy. I live with two other fine felines. A tabby named Boo-Boo and a black beauty named Midnight. They both worship me and do as I tell them. As do my humans. All this talk has made me weary. I must nap now.
Me-ooowww.