OK. Help me out here. Homeslice finds love. PUSS finds a potential hook-up. Whats wrong with a little black cat? I am petite, I work out everyday, I have an accent, and I am also a great snugger. Yes, I have a hide chewing problem and I am missing my "canine" teeth, but all in all, I am a catch! Well, my mom thinks I'm pretty.
posted by Buddy @ 11:03 PM
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I think you're quite fetching...
You look just fine to me. Be patient. After all, I'm almost 3 and I've never had a romance.
Tipper
Brach!! How could you say that?? Oh all you males are all alike...As long as it's breathing I guess. I going to kick her ass.
Ohhh Midnight...
Ladies, ladies...there is enough of me to go around.
Can you say, "Brach-Sandwich?"
Crap...I knew I couldn't pull that off. I'm too much of a soft-hearted baby to play a convincing "pimp." I'm new to all of this. While Kukka has had scads of love affairs, I've never had a girlfriend before...
Puss, don't hurt Midnight. Bullies are unattractive!
The Mom thinks you are real purty! Mom loves black cats, she says they are lucky.....I thought they were unlucky....oh, well.....don't worry bout your teeth, you can always get a partial, they sell them at the place Mom gets here teethys cleaned.
Ladies should be satisfied with themselves. Don't rely on a male to give your confidence a boost. Males are known to be unrelyable. Look at my main male, my man. He let my woman bring Victor into my house. He efun plays with the little brat! Men are unrelyable.
Hi, Midnight. I fink you's furry cute. You're so... black.
You are indeed very pretty! I shall tell you a tale that my human pet relates at such moments to her female human friends, but I will translate it to feline terms:
"Some female felines are just for frolicking (no pun intended!), and some are for mating. You, dear, are for mating."
I think it might have lost something in the translation, but oh well. I tried!
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