ODE TO MY POP'S LAP

Warm and sqwadgie

still and soft

on my Pop's lap you can find me oft

If you want to entice me but you don't have treats

I might be persuaded for a look at Kukka's teats

This is my Pop's lap. I love, love, love it. I wish he would stay home all the time so I could lay on him. I have tried everything to keep him home. I bite him when he tries to put his shoes on. I yowl at him as he tries to get ready to go to his office. I bite his ankles, sit on his lap in the morning and try to entice him to sleep a little more and I have even done bad stuff to keep his attention and keep him home. Nothing has ever worked.

After he leaves I drive my mom crazy by screaming for him. I finally give up and wait for him to come home and when he does I am on his lap as soon as he sits down. Mom's lap is ok but she squirms and gets up too much. Pop can stay still for hours and hours. He is the best Pop ever. Every lap cat should be so lucky.

Ok. Well mom & dad our back and boy did it take em forever to get back to handling my bloggie stuff...sheesh. I mean c'mon there is nothing in their pathetic lives more important than me! Anyway, it was pretty exciting while they were gone. They had mom's bestest friend stay at the house and she brought he boyfriend one night and they actually got in my beans BED!! All 3 of us (puss, midnight & myself) couldn't believe our eyes. Strange beans in our bed! Luckily they didn't embarrass themselves in front of us, if you know what I mean. Most of the time she was alone with us tho...but man she seemed to spend more time with the fish than with us. Whatever. I am just glad that they are back and things can get back to normal. Lap time, lap time, lap time! Yea me!

Thanks for all the nice notes. I missed you guys too and will really be on my bean to help me more. I can't tell you how awesome it was to see Luna is back home. It's a catblog miracle! Seriously. My sister Puss lived on the streets before the cat catcher found her...her tail was broken and everything. And you all know Midnight was a stray homeless cat that found our backyard one day...She's a scrapper. Well we are just glad she is home. I am off for a bit. I think mom may have left some plastic on the counter and after she leaves I am gonna get my chomp on!

ooohh yaaaawwwrrrrllll!

I got my Secret Paws! Check it out at http://secretpaws.blogspot.com/

Thanks again Tiki and Riley.

P/s Alya I will be posting more after my beans get back from aspen!

IS THIS BRACH-LEE????
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Could it be that Brach is working on the side???? Not that there is anything wrong with that. Brach can I get one?

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!!!! Well today I went for my first walk outside (not in the backyard on my harness). This is the REAL outside. Where dogs can come up to you and other humans too! Thats why my parents won't just let me walk on the harness. I meowed the whole time but in the end I started to groove. I really wanted to walk on my own but they just would not let me!!

Here are a few other pictures of my adventure... Make sure to check out Puss's page cause she got to go out too. I don't think she liked it although she was all hopped up to go she was a big baby and stayed mostly in the back.

Have I ever told you how extremely vocal I am? My parents say I talk nearly non-stop all the time. I like Kukka wish they would just learn to speak meow. God! Here I was telling em to go faster!

OH MY GOD IT"S HERE!!!!!! My stroller/walker thingy is here....My dad had to put it together and I got to go out front for a bit in the dark...I tried to push my head out of the mesh but I couldn't get out. I overheard them talking about taking out tomorrow morning for a "walk" hmmm. I will try to get my camera crew out with us so I can show it to you. I can hardly wait! Kukka, here I come! Wooo Hooo.

Of course my adventure will never be as good as my friend Zeus. http://zeusexcuse.blogspot.com//. Man, you had quite an adventure in London with Fat Eric. You two look great at Big Ben!!!! MEEE-OUT.

Dudes!!! This is my favorite toy of all time. Sometimes my mom will throw two toys (I am a fetcher) and see which one I pick to play with and I ALWAYS pick this one. They can't leave this one out cause I WILL eat it. It's crunchy-crusty with my spit and I adore it!